IK: baba ji actually my jew wife dreamnt to be 1st lady of Pakistan but i couldn't payed her this haq-e-mehr, now i want my gora sons back but my jew inlaws are not letting them to be raised as middle class paki's u-kno-eww (makes face)so I worked hard to get the secret that use muthalia-e-pakistan slogans & get power so i need your help because Pathans r always in frontline for war & patriotism(victims),so i need ur help to fight with me(for power)
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... and besides nails, you can also use your back pocket zipper or your boot nails...
no, really, where is the translator?
TBH, i prefer women, but i see your point. #RacialStereotyping
"And what he told me was: 'this is my rifle, this is my gun; this is for fighting, THIS is for fun..."
"And what he told me was: 'this is my rifle, this is my gun; this is for fighting, THIS is for fun..."
the uncle on the right is not even listening... just thinking 'Gawd, you are so dreamy... In my younger days I woulda tapped you..."
Old man to Imran: Halaka tha pukhtun na khkare!
"Jemima talks so much, all day long it's blah, blah, blah."
Man in white: 'Pot. Kettle. Black'
Man in black: 'Shouldn't have eaten that last samosa.'
IK: baba ji actually my jew wife dreamnt to be 1st lady of Pakistan but i couldn't payed her this haq-e-mehr, now i want my gora sons back but my jew inlaws are not letting them to be raised as middle class paki's u-kno-eww (makes face)so I worked hard to get the secret that use muthalia-e-pakistan slogans & get power so i need your help because Pathans r always in frontline for war & patriotism(victims),so i need ur help to fight with me(for power)
IK: mery dadha ku Pashto athi thy..hum be pechay se pathan hai
IK: zam bhi pathan yam :P
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