IK: baba ji actually my jew wife dreamnt to be 1st lady of Pakistan but i couldn't payed her this haq-e-mehr, now i want my gora sons back but my jew inlaws are not letting them to be raised as middle class paki's u-kno-eww (makes face)so I worked hard to get the secret that use muthalia-e-pakistan slogans & get power so i need your help because Pathans r always in frontline for war & patriotism(victims),so i need ur help to fight with me(for power)
... and besides nails, you can also use your back pocket zipper or your boot nails...
ReplyDeleteno, really, where is the translator?
ReplyDeleteTBH, i prefer women, but i see your point. #RacialStereotyping
ReplyDelete"And what he told me was: 'this is my rifle, this is my gun; this is for fighting, THIS is for fun..."
ReplyDelete"And what he told me was: 'this is my rifle, this is my gun; this is for fighting, THIS is for fun..."
ReplyDeletethe uncle on the right is not even listening... just thinking 'Gawd, you are so dreamy... In my younger days I woulda tapped you..."
ReplyDeleteOld man to Imran: Halaka tha pukhtun na khkare!
ReplyDelete"Jemima talks so much, all day long it's blah, blah, blah."
ReplyDeleteMan in white: 'Pot. Kettle. Black'
Man in black: 'Shouldn't have eaten that last samosa.'
IK: baba ji actually my jew wife dreamnt to be 1st lady of Pakistan but i couldn't payed her this haq-e-mehr, now i want my gora sons back but my jew inlaws are not letting them to be raised as middle class paki's u-kno-eww (makes face)so I worked hard to get the secret that use muthalia-e-pakistan slogans & get power so i need your help because Pathans r always in frontline for war & patriotism(victims),so i need ur help to fight with me(for power)
ReplyDeleteIK: mery dadha ku Pashto athi thy..hum be pechay se pathan hai
ReplyDeleteIK: zam bhi pathan yam :P
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